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Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast. Adventures in and around the world of Prydia!
A Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast of original tales from the world of Prydia, including The Return of Ornon and The Vassanoka Adventures campaigns.
Episodes
Thursday Sep 30, 2021
Thursday Sep 30, 2021
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben loses control. Llew commands. Krohl plays some basketball.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Sylpher, Game Master, Zombie
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
RJ - Sir Ben, Eagles, Gwendolyn
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Promos:
Everything I Learned From Movies podcast
Nerds With Friends podcast
RJ's Twitch channel
Harrison's Twitch channel
Cedar Country podcast
Thursday Oct 28, 2021
Thursday Oct 28, 2021
Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Leila H, Dimitri RedFeather, Sir Featherstone the Valiant, Master Toshi, and Howard Van Kyle- as they explore the mystery of Blackreach Manor!
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Leila is horrified. Dimitri makes a friend. Featherstone lights the way. Tochie needs a hearing aid. Van Kyle is overly cautious.
Cast:
Ash - Master Tochie
Bee - Dimitri
Bronson - Howard Van Kyle
Harrison - Sir Featherstone the Valiant
Ray - Dungeon Master, Richmond Myzinovich, Rats (Speaking), Lara Myzinovich
RJ - Podghost Host, Leila H., Mordecai, Rats, Ghost Adventurers
Mystery at Blackreach Manor is an original story created by Ray Edwards
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
They Called This a Movie?
Cedar Country
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our... four(?) heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, (R.I.P. Brunhilde Hearthome), Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee is determined to get Brunhilde out of Bludvaren. Seebo gets the inside scoop. Brunhilde's body is taken through the castle. Rhomash gets a new weapon. Míchael becomes a bullfighter.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Sage
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Gorgon
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
"Scarborough Fair", traditional piece, arranged and performed by RJ Moore & Ray Edwards
Promos:
Gaming Casual podcast
Talkin' Shiz podcast
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
Sunday Dec 19, 2021
Happy Holidays, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben leads a mob. Llew tries to abstain. Krohl sees a chicken.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Game Master's Kenku, Sylpher, Sana, Game Master, Bar Maidens
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
RJ - Sir Ben, Chickens
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Promos:
The Fortress of Fandom podcast
The Culture Quest podcast
RJ's Twitch channel
Harrison's Twitch channel
Cedar Country podcast
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Happy New Year, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee runs along the ramparts. Seebo takes a dive off the tower. Ryder gets in a magic battle. Rhomash fights some soldiers. Míchael gets tangled up.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Sage
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
From Half Court podcast
Grand Rapidians Play Video Games podcast
Stranger Damies podcast
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Monday Jan 31, 2022
Monday Jan 31, 2022
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
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Ben gets some new personality. Llew sings a drinking song. Krohl storms off.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Sylpher, Sana
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben, Gareth Brooks, Ben the Firbolg
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
"The Bewitching Barmaid" written by Harrison Owens, performed by Harrison Owens & Ash Watson
Promos:
The Nerd Cantina podcast
J360 Productions
RJ's Twitch channel
Harrison's Twitch channel
Cedar Country podcast
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee turns tail to leave. Seebo swings down below. Ryder is inspirational. Rhomash tries to cast magic. Míchael does some archery.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
Home Video Hustle podcast
Nerdy Bitches podcast
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Friday Apr 01, 2022
Friday Apr 01, 2022
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 10K listens!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben scouts ahead. Llew sets a trap. Krohl fetches the horses. Raven sticks with Sana.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Sylpher
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben, Goristro, Marilith, Bear-Sana
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Promos:
30 & Nerdy Podcast
Ocho Duro Parlay Hour Podcast
RJ's Twitch channel
Harrison's Twitch channel
Cedar Country podcast
Friday Apr 29, 2022
Friday Apr 29, 2022
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 10K listens!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
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Joshamee gets scared. Seebo tries his hand at magic. Ryder uses Eldritch Blast. Rhomash attempts some chiseling. Míchael does more archery.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
Grief Burrito podcast
Cedar Country podcast
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben confronts the snake lady. Llew becomes suspicious. Krohl is out for blood. Raven uses her past experience confronting a blight.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Marilith, Sylpher
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Promos:
Cheers to Comics Podcast
Online Warriors Podcast
RJ's Twitch channel
Harrison's Twitch channel
Cedar Country podcast
Friday Jul 01, 2022
Friday Jul 01, 2022
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
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Joshamee has some combat combos. Seebo guides Rhomash further into the temple. Ryder continues to use Eldritch Blast. Rhomash utilizes his newfound healing powers. Míchael confronts Dyretta.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael, Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael (First Paladin)
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Dyretta the Dragon
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
Missing Roll Player Found podcast
Nerds With Friends podcast
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Sunday Jul 24, 2022
Sunday Jul 24, 2022
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
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Ben picks on Krohl. Llew learns more about the town. Krohl eats a chicken. Raven talks with the river fairies.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Sylpher, Water Sprite, Gatekeeper, Sashi, Goliath Barkeep, Sashi's Daughter, Winifred, Darren
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben, Bar Band Leader, Horses
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
"Good Ship Venus"/"Friggin' in the Riggin'"/"Go in and Out the Window", traditional tune(s), arranged by RJ Moore
"The Bewitching Barmaid" composed by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Promos:
They Called This a Movie podcast
FriGay the 13th podcast
RJ's Twitch channel
Harrison's Twitch channel
Cedar Country podcast
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three heroes- Prince Trellyn of Sciles, Gargan Steelfist, and Tabuu- as they explore the mystery of The Rats of Brokenhelm!
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Trellyn tries to use his princely authority. Gargan meets another goliath. Tabuu puts his detective skills (and other skills) to work.
Cast:
Ash - Tabuu
Chris - Gargan Steelfist
Ray - Dungeon Master, Watchman Bogarte Locks, Swordcaptain Arvene Morrow, Balthazar, Jimmy, Goliath Thug, Halfling Thug, Drow Thug, Human Thug, Lady of Plagues Worshipper, Furry Halfling, Catarina "Cat" Brisby (The Rat King), The Lady of Plagues, Townsperson
RJ - Podghost Host, Prince Trellyn of Sciles
The Rats of Brokenhelm is adapted by Ray Edwards from the DM Guild adventure "Rats of Waterdeep" by Lysa Penrose and Will Doyle
Link to purchase PDF from Dungeon Masters Guild website
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
3FN Podcast
Super Media Bros.
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Saturday Nov 26, 2022
Saturday Nov 26, 2022
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
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Joshamee discovers a secret. Seebo rounds up enemy Drow. Ryder motivates some soldiers. Rhomash does some reading. Míchael prepares to go after Maleocholas.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Heckler Soldier
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael, Soldier 1
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael (First Paladin), Soldier 4, Jarrus
Ray - Ryder, Soldier 3
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Soldier 2
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
The Amazing World of Talkin' Shiz podcast
Everything I Learned From Movies podcast
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast, celebrating five years of podcasting!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben accompanies Llew. Llew has a meeting with the mayor. Krohl stocks up on supplies. Raven meets the town tinkerer.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Stable Boy, Sashi, Tilby, Town Hall Guard, Mayor Harmee, Mead Brewer, Water Sprite
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben, Horses
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Promos:
RJ's Twitch channel
Cedar Country podcast
ScreenSyncTV podcast (audio)
ScreenSyncTV podcast (video)
Damion's Twitch channel (ScreenSyncTV live recording)
Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee meets his new hero. Seebo meets a distant relative. Ryder ends up in the last place he wants to be. Rhomash does some exploring. Míchael gives Seebo an ultimatum.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Sage, Michael (First Paladin), Roland, Tom Latutu Sim, Lady Valuptua
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
"Asmodeus Went Down to Reach" and "Ryder's Recap Ballad" by Ray Edwards & RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
The Nerd Cantina podcast
Ocho Duro Parlay Hour podcast
RJ's Kick (Redsun55)
RJ's Twitch (Redsun55)
Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
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Ben goes fishing. Llew learns a dice game. Krohl has tummy troubles. Raven visits the doctor.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Tilby, Sylpher, Rackle, Server, Doctor Taffin, Bartender
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn, Cheering Bar Patron
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
RJ's Twitch channel
Cedar Country podcast
ScreenSyncTV podcast (audio)
ScreenSyncTV podcast (video)
Damion's Twitch channel (ScreenSyncTV live recording)
Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five ghost hunters- Scyther Sheila, Vraxian, Fang, Winky, and Thelma Marie- as they investigate the ghost haunting Francis Fuddywinkle's farm!
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Sheila leaps into action. Vraxian and Fang get a bite to eat. Winky carries an eyeball. Thelma fixes a horse cart.
Cast:
Ash - Winky
Chris - Vraxian
Ray - Dungeon Master, Thelma Marie, Fang, Francis Fuddywinkle, The Ghost, Bugbear
RJ - Freda "Scyther Sheila" Kirra, Rooster
What a Farm For a Phantom! is an original story by Ray Edwards
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
The episode artwork for Halloween 2023 by RJ Moore, now 100% A.I. free.
Sunday Nov 12, 2023
Sunday Nov 12, 2023
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee waits for Roland. Seebo wrangles a monster. Ryder enters a tournament. Rhomash combats Forgebelly. Míchael chooses a portal.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Guard, Stadium Announcer, Barlgura (Speaking), Lady Valuptua, Roland, Tom Latutu Sim
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Arena Audience, Barlgura (Roaring), Horde of Goblins
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
"I'll Sing You a Song", traditional tune, performed by Ray Edwards (vocals) & RJ Moore (guitar)
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Saturday Nov 18, 2023
Saturday Nov 18, 2023
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
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Ben gets hungover. Llew speaks to the Water Sprites. Krohl knocks on doors. Raven recovers.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Gatekeeper, Tilby, Mayor Harmee, Rackle, Sylpher, Water Sprite
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben, Gareth Brooks, Ben the Firbolg, Gwendolyn, Rat-Raven
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee keeps the party in line. Seebo gets a coin. Ryder throws a pebble. Rhomash is hit with a stick. Míchael fights a creature.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mauzer
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Hydra
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore, with exception of "The Ballad of a Drowned Clown", composed and recorded by Damion Lawens
Main theme and "Realms & Carnivals" composed by RJ Moore & Kyle Rice
"Entrance of the Gladiators (Thunder and Blazes)" composed by Julius Fučík, arrangement from Hawkes & Son publishing (1903), additional arrangement by RJ Moore
"Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" composed by Franz Liszt, arranged by RJ Moore
"Good Ship Venus (Go in and Out the Window)" traditional tune, arranged by RJ Moore
"The Bewitching Barmaid" composed by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
Monday Dec 25, 2023
Monday Dec 25, 2023
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben combats the enemy. Llew commands his allies. Krohl gets physical. Raven attacks a pet.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Water Sprites, Sana, Sylpher, Tilby
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Eagle-Sana, Sir Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Sunday Jan 14, 2024
Sunday Jan 14, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee shows a little rationale. Seebo pulls a heist. Ryder shows up out of nowhere. Rhomash is faced with his past. Míchael uses the Odysseus bow.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Rhomash's Father, Devin, Jeff the Soldier, Jimmy the Gnome, Scared Soldier
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by RJ Moore & Kyle Rice
Saturday Jan 27, 2024
Saturday Jan 27, 2024
Ten-hut, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three soldiers- Hugh Menji-Gnome, Chompsky the Gnome, and Verga- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: Gnome Force ★-07!
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Hugh just wants a good cup of coffee. Chompsky bites down. Verga has odd remarks and questions.
Cast:
Bee - Dungeon Master, Gnome President-Captain, Lewis, Gnome Soldiers
Bronson - Verga
Harrison - Chompsky the Gnome
RJ - Hugh Menji-Gnome
Gnome Force ★-07 is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Friday Feb 02, 2024
Friday Feb 02, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee finds a book. Seebo consults Tom. Ryder revisits his first mission. Rhomash looks for an exit. Míchael did not close the door.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, O'Tooley, Violet, Randal Vanderschlute, Warehouse Worker
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Sunday Feb 11, 2024
Sunday Feb 11, 2024
Ten-hut, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three soldiers- Hugh Menji-Gnome, Chompsky the Gnome, and Verga- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: Gnome Force ★-07!
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Hugh makes some calls on a crystal. Chompsky deals flurries of punches. Verga carves some lizard steaks.
Cast:
Bee - Dungeon Master, Gnome Captain-President
Bronson - Verga
Harrison - Chompsky the Gnome
RJ - Hugh Menji-Gnome
Gnome Force ★-07 is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Sunday Feb 18, 2024
Sunday Feb 18, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee gleams important info from his book. Seebo finds a clock tower. Ryder takes a dive. Rhomash wants revenge. Míchael encounters an old foe.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Jack, Tom Latutu Sim
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Saturday Mar 16, 2024
Saturday Mar 16, 2024
Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three heroes- Jeff Drunkle, Leon McJenkins, and Punchy McFistfight- as they protect the Sana River Valley!
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Jeff summons Jeff. Leon shows off his monk skills. Punchy punches.
Cast:
Ash - Leon McJenkins
Bee - Dungeon Master, Void Voice, Sana, Elderly Deep Gnome, Deep Gnome Monk Students, Lizardfolk
Harrison - Jeff Drunkle
Ray - Punchy McFistfight
The St. Sana's Day Special is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee gets tied up. Seebo looks for a chicken. Ryder casts a charming spell. Rhomash solves a puzzle. Míchael searches a pantry.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Tom Latutu Sim
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Milton Skurge, Paldis, Killian McQuaid, and Rackle- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: An Elven Investigation!
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Milton wins big. Paldis makes a fine dinner. Killian is a bit scatterbrained at times. Rackle is very charming.
Cast:
Bee - Dungeon Master, Rackle, Cart Driver, Gate Guard, John the Guard, The Speaker, King Clyde, Bartender, Scumbug, Old Woman, Tiamat Army Chieftain
Bronson - Killian McQuaid
Harrison - Paldis, Ornon
RJ - Milton Skurge, Horses
An Elven Investigation is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Main theme arrangement and recording by Justin Mattioli
Sunday Apr 21, 2024
Sunday Apr 21, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee starts writing his own book. Seebo slips through a keyhole. Ryder plays guitar like a psychosocial. Rhomash bear-rels in. Míchael lets the bodies hit the floor.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Bear-Rhomash
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Tom Latutu Sim
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Soldiers
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Sunday Apr 28, 2024
Sunday Apr 28, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben goes fishing. Llew converses with Rackle. Krohl parties. Raven has a therapy session.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen, Bar Patron 2
Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Sylpher, Rackle, Mayor Harmee, Bar Patron 1, Bartender
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven, Bar Patron 3, Halfling Patron
RJ - Sir Ben, Old Man Frank, Gnoll Patron, Deer-Raven
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Saturday May 11, 2024
Saturday May 11, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee reminisces. Seebo enters the door. Ryder plays more guitar. Rhomash takes a hit. Míchael takes the stairs.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mind Flayer
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Thursday May 30, 2024
Thursday May 30, 2024
Dear listeners: Starting with this episode, The Vassanoka Adventures will no longer feature recaps at the beginning of each episode. The time spent finding the clips needed from past episodes was far greater than we felt was worth spending. We may implement an alternate means of relaying relevant campaign info at the start of episodes going forward, but aren't sure yet how we would like to do so.
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Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben is forced to drink alcohol. Llew shoots some hoops with skulls. Krohl cheers on Ferbert. Raven receives unrequited romance.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Rackle, Sana, Firbolg Farmer, Firbolg Child, Game Master
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben, Ben the Firbolg
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Saturday Jun 08, 2024
Saturday Jun 08, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee runs from a mind flayer. Seebo plays pied piper. Ryder finds a map. Rhomash gets separated. Míchael discovers a trap door.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mind Flayers, Roland
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Saturday Jun 15, 2024
Saturday Jun 15, 2024
Program note: There is some unfortunate static-type noise in about the first four minutes of the session recording in this episode that was unable to be mitigated. The rest of the recording is fine, with only very minor noise at most from time to time.
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Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben is distrusting of the dirt path. Llew learns about The Builders. Krohl investigates the lights. Raven cooks breakfast.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Rackle, Sana, Ferbert, Drivers
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Saturday Jun 22, 2024
Saturday Jun 22, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee gets into a collision. Seebo discusses a deal. Ryder Eldritch Blasts. Rhomash is imprisoned. Míchael traverses a staircase.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Seth, Mind Flayer
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
NOTE: This is the recap of Episodes 1-43 of The Return of Ornon, for the Episode 44 season 1 finale. Episode 44 will be released Saturday, July 6, 2024 (EST).
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The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode clips and recap edited by RJ Moore
"The Big Recap" song by RJ Moore
Friday Jul 05, 2024
Friday Jul 05, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
If you're new and are wanting to get caught up on The Return of Ornon campaign before the big season finale tomorrow, our DM Harrison has recorded a summarized retelling of the entire season for you!
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The Return of Ornon is an original campaign by Harrison Owens
Edited by RJ Moore
Original music and arrangements by RJ Moore
Main theme melody composed by Kyle Rice
"Wedding March" composed by Felix Mendelssohn
"Bridal Chorus" composed by Richard Wagner
"Entrance of the Gladiators" composed by Julius Fučík
Saturday Jul 06, 2024
Saturday Jul 06, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee makes amends. Seebo visits a friend. Ryder does some finger guns. Rhomash grows up. Míchael levels up.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Tom Latutu Sim, Syle, Moradin, Devin, Temple Guard, High Priest of Bahamut, Maleocholas, Jarrus, Bahamut
Ray - Ryder, Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Seth, Joan Redsun
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com):
"The Innkeeper", "Forgotten Kings", "Sad Strings", "The Mountain", "Old Creek Grove", "Emond's Field", "The Forest", "The Herbalist", "A Storm is Coming", "Takatown by the Lake", "Tuatha'an", "Basilica of the Heavens", "Into the Heart", "The Void Dragon", "Wasted Blood", "The Sea Wolves", "The Open Steppe", "Escape from Shader Logoth", "Marching Forward", "Bolarius Theme (Reimagined)", "The Last Stand"
'The Plains of Doom' monologue audio (from episode 16) in the opening theme was partially cleaned up and enhanced with assistance from the Adobe Podcast AI tool.
Sunday Jul 14, 2024
Sunday Jul 14, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben has a decent night's rest. Llew finds a hole. Krohl gets an apology. Raven improves her arsenal.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Halfling Drivers, Sana, Rackle, Harmony Local, Earl, Harmony Stableworker, Harmony Bartender, Goblin, Farmer's Son
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben, Bears
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by Harrison Owens
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com):
"The Innkeeper", "The Monk of the Hidden Crane", "The Sea Wolves"
Additional music by ZitronSound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com)
"Showdown", "Farewell"
License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Saturday Jul 20, 2024
Saturday Jul 20, 2024
Thank you so much to everyone who's joined along for the ride through "Revenge", the first arc of The Return of Ornon! Enjoy the epilogue to our first ever campaign we started back in 2018.
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Joan Redsun- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee fulfills his promise. Seebo discusses how to get his soul back. Ryder wants to get paid. Rhomash inquires about getting back his memories. Joan finds a message.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael, King Ezra, Seth (talking), Sage, Larsen, Roland
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Joan Redsun, Seth (animal noises)
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Opening theme recorded and performed by Kyle Rice, remixed by RJ Moore
Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com): "Spirit's Refuge"
Additional music by ZitronSound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com): "Winter", "Those Days", "Redemption"
ZitronSound license info: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Saturday Jul 27, 2024
Saturday Jul 27, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben utilizes a new form. Llew meets some duergar. Krohl fights goblins. Raven investigates the hole in the farm.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Farmer, Sana, Rumut, Goblins, Bear-Sana
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Goblin-Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Clash Defiant", "Stringed Disco"
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Tuesday Aug 06, 2024
Tuesday Aug 06, 2024
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joan carries a chest. Seebo is a special guest. Ryder gets wrapped up. Rhomash runs for his life. Dracarys climbs a tree.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind, Captain Littlebeard
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Arthur Lawrence, Lizardfolk
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joan Redsun, Green Dragon
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
"Treasure Hunters & Scallywags" is an original story created by Harrison Owens
"Treasure Hunters & Scallywags" is also Season 3, Episode 0 of Seafarers & Scallywags
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme & closing theme melody by Kyle Rice
Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com): "Plankers Cove"
Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/): "Firebrand", "Sneak n Get Caught"
Kevin MacLeod license info: Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Additional music by ZitronSound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com): "Secret Tomb"
ZitronSound license info: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Additional music by Untold Journey (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTVxFPhbAtk): "The Pirate King"
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effects used are courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
“Ambience Port Pirates” by Elenalostale
“Pirate Ship at Bay” by CGEffex (Attribution 4.0)
“Pirate Ship at Bay w.out Seagulls” by CGEffex (Attribution 4.0)
“LargeWoodenShip” by PimFeijen
“Kookaburra” by Rimmer
“Amazon Jungle Birds” by trundlefly
“Sea Cave” by Andy_Gardner
“Cannon Shot” by qubodup
“Paddles rowing on a calm water stream” by brunoboselli
Saturday Aug 10, 2024
Saturday Aug 10, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben secures lodging for the party. Llew plays a card game. Krohl scouts the river. Raven's stomach churns.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Rumut, Darnak, Benny, Sana, Rackle, Chieftain Darren, Farmer, Sylpher, Phil, Sherrie
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Goblin-Ben, Horses
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
"Yankee Doodle", traditional tune, recorded by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://www.ivanduch.com)
"Peaceful Tavern"
Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://www.incompetech.com)
"Teller of the Tales", "Achaidh Cheide", "Cello Suite 1 in G - Prelude", "Errigal", "Celtic Impulse"
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Additional sound effect from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"ice cracks medium1" by kyles. Creative Commons 0.
Saturday Aug 17, 2024
Saturday Aug 17, 2024
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they begin their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
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The crew is assembled.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Captain Littlebeard, Auctioneer, Payment Collector
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Liam "Bartholomew Blackwell" Murphy
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/): "Not as It Seems", "Ave Marimba", "Ether Vox", "Come Play With Me", "Gloom Horizon", "Duet Musette"
Kevin MacLeod license info: Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0 License
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Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Swedish Library" by JonnyThePonny
"Ambience Port Pirates" by Elenalostale
"Through a street market in São Paulo - Brazil (Feira)" by amoyssiadis
"5 min of crowd chatter. 40 people" by Psykophobia
"Male Crowd Talking" by Manim8
"Pirate Ship at Bay w.out Seagulls" by CGEffex (Attribution 4.0)
Sunday Aug 25, 2024
Sunday Aug 25, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben navigates the party down the river. Llew meets with his father. Krohl goes to McFinley's. Raven's gets seasick.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Sylpher, Rackle, Boat Rentel Employees, Sana, New Hylyr Guards, Representative Building Concierges, King Robert Westaryn, McFinley's Bartender, Sarah
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Rat-Raven, Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Gwendolyn, Gob-Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Walk down High St no cars" by catfish_pete
"0105coffeehouse" by sagetyrtle
Saturday Sep 07, 2024
Saturday Sep 07, 2024
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
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Bartholomew drinks bad liquor. Blood bets on a thimblerig game. Tohatu retrieves the anchor. Ember meets with the captain. Tevon goes shopping.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Captain Littlebeard, The Hunger, Thimblerig Operator, Dredge
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell, Scared Seagull
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org), Creative Commons 0.
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"Afternoon on the Dock" by chris5s
"Seagulls in a quiet street, 6AM, Harbour City" by etienne.leplumey
"Bar Brawl - close" by JoeDinesSound
"Fight_scene" by ProxValor
"Foley Fight Moves Struggling" by leonelmail
"fight straggling" by smartsanim
"goblin fighting" by Fenodyrie
"Underwater Ambience" by Kinoton
Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben visits an aviary. Llew checks out some library books. Krohl is hired for an experiment. Raven strengthens her connection with nature.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Librarian, Sara/Sana, Game Master, Sylpher, Olivair Oxford
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://www.ivanduch.com)
"Blood Magic"
Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Switch.Big.Power" by jessepash; "machinery siren" by vestibule-door; "Tomb Door Open, Stone Scrape" by Kinoton; "01015coffeehouse" by sagetyrtle; "shop_door_bell+squeek" by 3bagbrew; "Crow Cry" by WanderingLeprechaun; "Raven, Crow, Ravens, Cry, Scream, Rabe, Kolkrabe, Kraehe" by Borgory; "Owls" by depwl9992; "Birdfeeder closeup" by toban; "Metal_Gate_01" by SilentStrikeZ; "Old Village" by Thursiandreams
Additional sound effects from Pixabay (https://www.pixabay.com/sound-effects/)
"an eagle squawking overhead" by u_tmwllo5zur; "Birds Flapping Wings", "Birds in Cage Wings", "wing flaps layered" by Pixabay; "Eagle Scream" by iedurodrigues; "eagle squawking - type 1", "eagle squawking - type 2", "eagle squawking - type 3", "eagle squawking - type 4" by RibhavAgrawal; "Bird voices, Голоса птиц" by SSPsurvival
Saturday Sep 21, 2024
Saturday Sep 21, 2024
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
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Bartholomew looks for valuables. Blood takes the night patrol. Tohatu converses more with Dredge. Ember gets a list from Littlebeard. Tevon learns of an item of interest.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Dredge, The Hunger, Captain Littlebeard, Cloaked Figure, Chronoracle
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org), Creative Commons 0.
"Underwater Ambience" by Kinoton
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"2021-08-30-rowing-boat-005" by ilmari_freesound