Realms & Nerds

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they solve a murder mystery!

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Joan does some detective work. Seebo makes several entrances. Ryder gets into a physical altercation. Dracarys dances.

Cast:
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mayor Dan, Sheriff Greg, Pete, Nettie, Ron, Mayor Dan's Butler, Autumn, Ash
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Podghost Host, Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
"A Murder Mystery" is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme & closing theme melody by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/): "Trio for Piano, Violin, and Viola"
Kevin MacLeod license info: Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Additional music by Jason Shaw (https://audionautix.com): "Hoedown"

Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional sound effects used are courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"01015coffeehouse" by sagetyrtle
"cauldron" by billyzenn

Episode title note: "Ankaa" is pronounced "on-key" ("awn-kee")

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben speaks plainly. Llew prepares for the meeting. Krohl details what he knows of the east. Raven informs the council of her clan's disappearance.

Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Sana, Tavern Patron, Rackle, City Guard Escort, King Ajax Highrock, King Robert Westaryn, Tilo, Durit Keet, Elyenza the White
Harrison: Tavern Patron, Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Tavern Patron, Sir Ben

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
“01015coffeehouse” by sagetyrtle

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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Bartholomew fulfills a wish. Blood shoots the cannons. Tohatu takes a swing with an anchor. Ember mocks some pirates. Tevon enters a duel.

Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Mercurious Pirate Crew, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Dragon Sea Turtle, Mercurious First Mate, Mercurious Captain, The Hunger
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
"Drunken Sailor" traditional tune, arranged by RJ Moore
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional music:
"Galway" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
"The Buccaneer's Haul" by Shane Ivers (https://shaneivers.com/)

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Underwater Ambience" by Kinoton
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"splash body dive into water pool" by kyles
"SLIDE WHISTLE - 2" by SamuelGremaud
"Record Scratch #1" by musicvision31

Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast, celebrating 7 years today!

Join our five special agents- Dragan Lasair, Keenbo Moren Nim, Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly, Curly-Toed McGuffin, and Patty Magnimus- as they begin their delivery route in The Return of Ornon St. Patrick's Day 2025 special!

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Lasair has trouble with his goods and services. Keenbo scouts ahead. Thomas deals and heals. Curly controls a cannon. Patty is continually outvoted.

Cast:
Ash - Curly-Toed McGuffin
Bee - Keenbo Moren Nim
Bronson - Patty Magnimus
Harrison - Dungeon Master, King Sitoh, Leprechaun
Ray - Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly
RJ - Dragan-Lasair

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
"Blackwater Adventuring Guild" is an original story created by Harrison Owens

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional music:
"Irish Dance Music" and "Beltane - Celtic Firedance Music" by JuilusH (https://pixabay.com/users/juliush-3921568/)
"The Cold March of Morning" by TeknoAXE (https://www.teknoaxe.com)

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"trotting horse in rural road" by Osca de Ávila
"Magic - Chimes" by Vrymaa

[Originally released April 1, 2020. Was accidentally re-published on March 15, 2025 while doing some episode maintenance]

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Alivaster Talon, Thomas Watergill, Jeff Drunkle, and Leon McJenkins- as they celebrate St. Sana's Day!

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Alivaster is a fan of Eldrich Blast. Thomas is out for revenge. Jeff has everyone seeing double. Leon toughs it out.

Cast:
Ash - Leon McJenkins
Bee - Dungeon Master, Deep Gnomes, Sana, Red Shadow Dragon (Speaking)
Bronson - Alivaster Talon
Harrison - Jeff Drunkle
RJ - Thomas Watergill, Zorn, Red Shadow Dragon (Roaring)

The St. Sana's Day Special is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five special agents- Dragan Lasair, Keenbo Moren Nim, Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly, Curly-Toed McGuffin, and Patty Magnimus- as they complete their delivery route in The Return of Ornon St. Patrick's Day 2025 special!

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Lasair does some healing. Keenbo tells a story. Thomas prefers extra crispy. Curly gathers gold. Patty gets stepped on.

Cast:
Ash - Curly-Toed McGuffin
Bee - Keenbo Moren Nim
Bronson - Patty Magnimus
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Blackwater Wagon Driver, Leprechaun, Castle Guard
Ray - Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly
RJ - Dragan Lasair
Special guest cameo by Tabi

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
"Blackwater Adventuring Guild" is an original story created by Harrison Owens

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
"Ave Maria" composed by Franz Schubert
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional music:
"The Cold March of Morning" and "Celtic Morning" by TeknoAXE (https://www.teknoaxe.com)
"Irish Dance Music" by JuilusH (https://pixabay.com/users/juliush-3921568/)
"Happy Times" by Ivan Duch (https://www.ivanduch.com)

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"trotting horse in rural road" by Osca de Ávila
"Sawing wood 04" by xkeril
"Electric Zap - Electricity 2" by Wakerone

Apologies for the minor audio quality issues (static and pop sounds) in this episode

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben starts a bar fight. Llew is embarrassed. Krohl finishes a bar fight. Raven gets lost.

Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen, Card Game Crowd Member
Bee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Squirrel, Sylpher, Bartenders, Horse, Gatekeeper
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Card Game Crowd Members, Gobben

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
“Through a street market in São Paulo - Brazil (Feira)” by amoyssiadis
“Walk down High St no cars” by catfish_pete
“Boo 2 disgusted” by jayfrosting
“wobbly sound” by nolhananas
“Portal_Active” by BaggoNotes
“bar chatter” by SoundsExciting
“Small_Town_Bar_007” by conleec
“Woman Screaming” by DataJuggler
“01015coffeehouse” by sagetyrtle
“Money Bag” by PhilSavlem

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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Bartholomew makes a drunken charge. Blood tiptoes over some fences. Tohatu speaks to the dragon turtle. Ember meets someone new. Tevon spikes a drink.

Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Dragon Sea Turtle, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Olidammara
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"Pool Dive Into Swimming Pool With Water Laps" by amsaenz03
"Amazon Jungle Birds" by trundlefly

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben has a hangover. Llew gets a letter from his father. Krohl can't think of a good question. Raven overhears a conversation.

Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Sylpher, Sana, King Robert Westaryn, Marjaret
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Gobben, Char

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional song "Light Against Dark" by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com)

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

Bronson's illustration of the Vine Island well & cistern

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Bartholomew is lowered into a well. Blood ascends a cistern. Tohatu speaks to the dragon turtle again. Ember finds the resting place of the drinking horn. Tevon gets a drink from Olidammara.

Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Olidammara, Captain Littlebeard, Captain Talon, Hospitality Manager, Head Servant, Party Bystander, Servant, "The Excess" Cook, Dredge, Dragon Sea Turtle
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional songs "In Horto" and "Floralia" by theromancrow
(https://www.pixabay.com/users/theromancrow-42411874)

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Crowd" by Bansmer
"Party-People outdoor 01 (german)" by Pfannkuchn
"Water splash" by Nilbul
"Water hose" by Richard1052
"water_hose" by KenneysGarage

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

This is a brief recap of what happened in episodes 28 and 29 of the campaign, which have been lost to time.

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The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional song "Memories" by Zitronsound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com/)

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Ben finds Wompy. Llew commands combat. Krohl does some whacking (not that kind). Raven gardens.

Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Sana, Char (squawks)
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn, Char (voice mimicry)
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Cubby

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional sound effects via Freesound.org
-“Birds in forest on sunny day” by Kosmoso
-“Basket Creak” by sheepfolds
-“Wooden mallet” by leo153

Additional song "Skirmish" by TabletopAudio (Tim): https://www.tabletopaudio.com

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

Bronson's illustration of the Vine Island well & cistern

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Bartholomew is a drunken bard. Blood has Ember GET OVER HERE! Tohatu keeps getting ensnared in vines. Ember does some friendly fire. Tevon charges into combat... eventually.

Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Olidammara, Captain Littlebeard
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional song "ancient rhythm" by Samuel Francis Johanns
(https://pixabay.com/users/1207793/)

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Amazon Jungle Birds" by trundlefly
"back cracks_007" by vancer

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Ben hugs. Llew swings his rapier. Krohl gets bowled over. Raven talks with the tree.

Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Tree of Light
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Cubby (Sir Ben)

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional song "Victory" by Ivan Duch: https://www.ivanduch.com

AVAST, YE SCURVY SEADOGS! WE BE WISHIN' YE THE HEARTIEST "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" TODAY! ARRGH! (September 19, 2025)

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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Bartholomew barfs. Blood has a reunion. Tohatu confronts Littlebeard. Ember makes a deal. Tevon wakes up out of sorts.

Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Lenny the realtor dwarf, Crimson the Younger, Scar Cosmic Cave
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
"The Bewitching Barmaid" co-written by Harrison Owens
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Ben eats a raw chicken. Llew grabs a stake. Krohl has an episode. Raven says goodbye.

Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Tree of Light, Lewis, Sana, Marjaret, Sylpher
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Utarefson (Sir Ben)

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional sound effect courtesy of Freesound: "Couple eating" by Eyeful: https://www.freesound.org

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five ghost hunters- Scyther Sheila, Poppy-Doo, Father Curry, Raggy Bones, and Az- as they investigate the ghost haunting Briggs Minenowner’s mine!

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Sheila takes her shot. Poppy interrogates. Curry revisits his past. Raggy makes a sandwich. Az lights the way.

Cast:
Bronson - Raggy Bones
Harrison - Father Curry
Ray - Dungeon Master, Az, Winky, The Ghost, Briggs Minenowner, Norbert Minenworker, Fred, Ted, Ed
RJ - Podghost Host, Freda "Scyther Sheila" Kirra

It’s Not Yours, It’s a Mine! is an original story by Ray Edwards
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

The episode artwork for Halloween 2025 by RJ Moore

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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Bartholomew devises a money scheme. Blood creates a summon. Tohatu goes fishing. Ember tries to rob the mint. Tevon flips out.

Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, The Hunger, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Crimson the Younger, Crimson the Elder, From, Homunculus Raven, Apple Vendor, Mint Guard
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"16_bell ringing" by 16HPanskaKelbichova_Adela
"CD Player mechanics" by elonquentsleep
"clockwork_toy" by ChemiCatz

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journeys in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben dual wields shields. Llew can't keep his foe dead. Krohl talks with the Game Master. Raven begins her journey to the firbolg meeting place.

Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Sylpher, Game Master
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben/Utarefson

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional song "Magical Forest" by Ivan Duch:
https://www.ivanduch.com

Additional song "Hippocratic Oaf" by Wax Lyricist:
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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Bartholomew's curse shows him new power. Blood tries to earn some money. Tohatu takes a dive overboard. Ember talks with Crimson the Younger. Tevon cooks dinner.

Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Benedict, Hugh, Lambert, Crimson the Younger, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Arabella
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"woman softly breathing in pain", "woman heavily breathing in pain" by Barboo
"Infant crying gently" by Alex_hears_things

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journeys in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben struggles to control Winifred. Llew speaks to the mayor. Krohl's compass leads the party. Raven has an emotional reunion.

Cast:
Ash: Krohl "The Fallen"
Bee: Dungeon Master, Yessa, Noar, Firbolg Elder, Raven's Mother, Raven's Father, Athleña, Sana, Town Official, Stable Boy, Guard, Mayor Charles Staynden, Lift/Lower Operator, Hotel Receptionist, Librarian, Duergar
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Additional song "Young Cub" by Ivan Duch:
https://www.ivanduch.com

Additional sound effect "Library Noises" by LittleCloudCinema:
https://freesound.org/people/LittleCloudCinema/sounds/253947/

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Quick note: This episode is a one-off episode we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon. It features our largest group of players ever, including three guest players: two first-time players, Alyssa and Cierra, and returning guest Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode)! This episode is also the first one to be DM'ed by Ash (Dorrin Stormwind & Rhomash Scarbearer in The Return of Ornon campaign, Krohl "The Fallen" in The Vassanoka Adventures campaign, and Ember Horizon in the Seafarers & Scallywags campaign)!

The story comes from the Storm King's Thunder set of Adventurer's League series, available for purchase here.

Join our seven adventurers- Captain William Rogers, Dr. Han Zardurti, Gnough Faith, Ivana Huntchu, Larz, Grace McStab, and Vaatu- as they chase after missing treasure in "Treasure of the Broken Hoard"!

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William cheers the team on. Han attempts to harvest organs. Gnough feels the weight of his enemies. Ivana fires upon goblins. Larz opens a chest. Grace uses her daggers to do some stabbing. Vaatu uses tortle power.

Cast:
Alyssa: Ivana Huntchu
Ash: Dungeon Master, Goblins, Slayermighty the Giant, Blooddrinker the Bear
Bee: Larz
Bronson: Doctor Han Zardurti
Cierra: Grace McStab
Cole: Gnough Faith
Ray: Vaatu
RJ: Captain William Rogers, Blooddrinker the Bear

"Treasure of the Broken Hoard" is an official Adventurer's League dungeon.
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

 

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Quick note: This episode is part one of a mini dungeon-crawler series we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon, featuring returning guest player Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode, Gnough Faith in the Treasure of the Broken Hoard one-shot).

The story comes from the July 2018 free issue of "Rolled & Told" from Quillion comics.

Join our five adventurers- Jerard Brighteyes, Lenartis (Son of Lenart), Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb, Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third, and Giovanni, as they begin their adventure through the Thunderlock Barcrawl!

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Jerard finds his companions beneath him. Lenartis stabilizes his teammate. Glock has some balancing issues. Gregory gets drunk. Giovanni is so ready for this challenge, dude!

Cast:
Ash: Jerard Brighteyes
Bee: Lenartis (Son of Lenart)
Bronson: Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb
Cole: Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third
Ray: Giovanni
RJ: Dungeon Master, Halfling Bard, Bartender, Half-Orc Woman, Thamus Thunderhead, Merp Lock Tickler, Magic Mouth Voice

"The Thunderlock Barcrawl" is a dungeon created for the July 2018 Rolled & Told comic, written by E.L. Thomas with cartography by Shing Yin Khor.
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Additional Music:
"ancient rhythm" by Samuel Francis Johanns
"Still Pickin'", "Fiddles McGinty", "Bushwick Tarantella" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Light Against Dark", "Scholars of Mysterious Arts" by Ivan Duch (ivanduch.com)

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Quick note: This episode is part two of a mini dungeon-crawler series we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon, featuring returning guest player Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode, Gnough Faith in the Treasure of the Broken Hoard one-shot).

The story comes from the July 2018 free issue of "Rolled & Told" from Quillion comics.

Join our five adventurers- Jerard Brighteyes, Lenartis (Son of Lenart), Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb, Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third, and Giovanni, as they continue their adventure through the Thunderlock Barcrawl!

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Jerard dives off a bridge. Lenartis traverses a trapped hall. Glock pulls a lever that Jerard cannot. Gregory stabs some skulls. Giovanni was not quite so ready for this challenge, dude.

Cast:
Ash: Jerard Brighteyes
Bee: Lenartis (Son of Lenart)
Bronson: Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb
Cole: Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third
Ray: Giovanni
RJ: Dungeon Master

"The Thunderlock Barcrawl" is a dungeon created for the July 2018 Rolled & Told comic, written by E.L. Thomas with cartography by Shing Yin Khor.
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore