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Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast. Adventures in and around the world of Prydia!

A Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast of original tales from the world of Prydia, including The Return of Ornon and The Vassanoka Adventures campaigns.

Episodes

Mar 15, 2018

The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 1 of 4)

Mar 15, 2018

1hr 6 min

Quick note: This episode is part one of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters.

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they begin their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan!

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Joshamee makes some big gambles. LaLillia finds the light. Dorrin makes a show of strength. Dracarys drinks and shocks.

Cast:
Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - LaLillia
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, O'Tooley, Wolf's Hold Woman
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Mar 24, 2018

First a Demotion, and Now Uninvited Guests?! | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 2 of 4)

Mar 24, 2018

40 min

Quick note: This episode is part two of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters.

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan!

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Joshamee finally actually fights. LaLillia tries her marksmanship. Dorrin is in trouble. Dracarys drinks some more.

Cast:
Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - LaLillia
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Hogor
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Apr 1, 2018

A Gentleman’s Study | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 3 of 4)

Apr 1, 2018

44 min

Quick note: This episode is part three of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters.

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan!

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Joshamee goes for the gold. LaLillia takes a shot. Dorrin faces fear. Dracarys has a charming time.

Cast:
Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - LaLillia
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Hogor, Skazic
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Apr 5, 2018

The Final Fight of Gilliard Wolfclan | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 4 of 4)

Apr 5, 2018

1hr 1 min

Quick note: This episode is part four of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters.

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they end their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan!

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Joshamee hides and makes some mistakes. LaLillia heals and heals some more. Dorrin goes down, twice. Dracarys tackles some skeletons.

Cast:
Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - LaLillia
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Direwolf Statue, Wolf's Hold Ranger, Wolf's Hold Captain
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Apr 13, 2018

The Gathering (An Adventure Begins) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 1

Apr 13, 2018

45 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they begin their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan loses loved ones. Seebo doesn't know his limit. Rhomash knows what's right and wrong. Míchael gathers our heroes together.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Apr 22, 2018

The Birds and the Trees | The Return of Ornon, Episode 2

Apr 22, 2018

1hr 4 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan has apparently never seen a Smoky the Bear advertisement. Seebo has a great fall. Rhomash breathes fire. Míchael goes hunting.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis, Kenkus, Mossy
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Apr 28, 2018

The Hall of the Goblin Lord | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 1

Apr 28, 2018

45 min

Quick note: This episode is a spin-off filler episode, since the regular group couldn't get together to record this past weekend. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the regular episodes) teaches his sisters Liz and Erin how to play D&D with the help of Liz's boyfriend, Cole.

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Torrin Nightbane, Naïlo, and Adrie Amastacia- as they journey into the Hall of the Goblin Lord!

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Torrin cleaves goblins. Naïlo has some icy situations. Adrie is a healing hand.

Cast:
Cole - Torrin Nightbane
Erin - Naïlo
Liz - Adrie Amastacia
RJ - Dungeon Master, Glaark, Tim, Goblin Prisoner

The Hall of the Goblin Lord dungeon is an adventure created by Iain Jones

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

May 16, 2018

The Darkness of Xarthemis | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 2 (Part 1 of 2)

May 16, 2018

1hr 44 sec

Quick note: This episode is a spin-off filler episode, since the regular group couldn't get together to record this week. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the regular episodes) DMs an original campaign with Ash (Romash/Dorrin in the regular episodes), their friend Ray, and RJ's sister Mandi (her first time playing D&D!)

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Tyr Snowstrider, Harkana Chipoffin Smokelash, and Dave- as they take on the Darkness of Xarthemis!

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Tyr is very suspicious of treasure chests. Harkana leaves a trail of strings. Dave walks in blindly.

Cast:
Ash - Dave
Mandi - Harkana Chipoffin Smokeflash
Ray - Tyr Snowstrider Jotünn
RJ - Dungeon Master, The Duke of Dawning, Varuta, Goblin

The Darkness of Xarthemis is an original campaign created by RJ Moore
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jun 5, 2018

Rats! A Side Mission in the Garden of Stone | The Return of Ornon, Episode 3

Jun 5, 2018

1hr 22 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join three of our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as we continue our journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan actually deals some damage. Seebo is away on a recon mission. Rhomash leads the way. Míchael gains great power at a great cost.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Bahamut
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jun 20, 2018

Leroy and His Boys (Who Are Just Trying to Make a Living) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 4

Jun 20, 2018

1hr 1 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan doesn't budge on his morals. Seebo recounts his mission. Rhomash makes a bargain. Míchael readies payback.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Leroy
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice, arranged by RJ Moore

Jun 26, 2018

Bysil Boss Battle!!! | The Return of Ornon, Episode 5

Jun 26, 2018

1hr 17 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan learns about Wild Magic, firsthand. Seebo does more climbing. Rhomash charges in and the result is shocking. Míchael is, as usual, overpowered.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Bysil, Abigail Redsun
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jun 28, 2018

Trouble on the Farm | Harried in Hillsfar (One-Off Bonus Episode)

Jun 28, 2018

1hr 21 min

Quick note: This episode is a special episode we recorded while on vacation! This episode has a special guest, Kyle (the composer of our main theme!) joining Ash (Rhomash/Dorrin in the regular episodes) and RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the regular episodes) in an official Adventurers' League dungeon, DM'd by Bronson (Michael/Dracarys in the regular episodes)!

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our three heroes- Larry, Syr Torchmend, and Thorin- as they take on part one of Harried in Hillsfar!

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Larry charges in. Syr roasts a chicken. Thorin does a lot of kills.

Cast:
Ash - Larry
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Old Man, Bea, Pynroth, Two-Headed Demon Goat, Jovee, Demon Goat, Alpha Dog
Kyle - Thorin
RJ - Syr Torchmend

Harried in Hillsfar is an official Adventurers' League dungeon. Adventure Code: DDEX3-1 PDF

Episode edited by RJ Moore
Main theme and ending lament music composed by Kyle Rice, re-recorded by RJ Moore
Closing theme by RJ Moore

Jul 1, 2018

Reach for Help | The Return of Ornon, Episode 6

Jul 1, 2018

46 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan's past may be payed for in the present. Seebo helps plan a heist. Rhomash prepares to make a deal. Míchael dips his toe to test for danger.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Jackson, Jack
Hayden - Brutus
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jul 22, 2018

Bank Heist! (Part 1 of 2) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 7

Jul 22, 2018

58 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan inadvertently causes a bar fight. Seebo is a little too greedy. Rhomash crashes through a window. Míchael drops into battle.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Brutus, Roland, Reach Soldier, Brian, Eric
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Aug 18, 2018

Bank Heist! (Part 2 of 2) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 8

Aug 18, 2018

1hr 33 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan gets intimate. Seebo puts his safecracking skills to use. Rhomash finds it hard to be charming. Míchael plays Thor.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Brian, Eric, Jeff, Geff, Trust Guards, Jack
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Sep 9, 2018

Out of Reach | The Return of Ornon, Episode 9

Sep 9, 2018

1hr 18 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan takes on a fantasy tank. Seebo has a bittersweet homecoming. Rhomash sets a saloon on fire. Míchael takes a spear... to the ribcage.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, The Alchemist, Bastil, Duren Nim
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Sep 22, 2018

Time at Timber‘s Crest | The Return of Ornon, Episode 10

Sep 22, 2018

1hr 27 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan has difficult, sober times ahead. Seebo gets new daggers. Rhomash is the bear-er of the brunt of the battle. Míchael gets info on his foe.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Wydra, Lester, Ansel, Jessica, Trapper, Bartender, Shopkeep
RJ - Joan Redsun, Bears, Lion-el Ritchie

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Oct 8, 2018

Return of the Ring | The Return of Ornon, Episode 11

Oct 8, 2018

51 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan has a hot time with a hot tub. Seebo seeks his family treasure. Rhomash isn't trusting of his hosts. Míchael will be attending a wedding.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis, Beacon Captain, Record Keeper
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Oct 22, 2018

Wedding Awry | The Return of Ornon, Episode 12

Oct 22, 2018

1hr 12 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan gets some much-needed sleep. Seebo makes a new friend. Brunhilde joins the quest. Rhomash bears down on a wall. Míchael attends a wedding.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis, Wedding Soldier, Vault Guards, Record Keeper, John
Ray - Matilda "Brunhilde Hearthome" Stoneforge
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
"Wedding March" composed by Felix Mendelssohn, arranged by RJ Moore
"Bridal Chorus" composed by Richard Wagner, arranged by RJ Moore

Oct 31, 2018

The Wolf's Pack Ghost Hunt | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2018 (Part 1 of 2)

Oct 31, 2018

1hr 5 min

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our three heroes - Lean Frontheath, Driv Hellsbane, and Zem Darkstalker - as they investigate the strange goings-on in Wolfshold!

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Lean enters the darkness. Driv puts his ghost-hunting skills to use. Zem gets very personal with a spectre.

Cast:
Ash - Zem "Darkstalker"
Bronson - Lean "Frontheath"
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Governor Gill, Captain Deter, Wolf's Pack Trio's Mother, Old Lady Ellis, Boarding House Residents, Gambler Ghost, Jeffrey, Maddie
RJ - Podghost Host, Driv "Hellsbane"

The Wolfpack Ghost Hunt is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Nov 11, 2018

The Dark Downfall | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2018 (Part 2 of 2)

Nov 11, 2018

1hr 18 min

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our three heroes - Lean Frontheath, Driv Hellsbane, and Zem Darkstalker - as they investigate the strange goings-on in Wolfshold!

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Lean makes a frightened attack. Driv defies death. Zem puts the "wolf" in "Wolf's Hold".

Cast:
Ash - Zem "Darkstalker", Fey Wolf
Bronson - Lean "Frontheath"
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Governor Gill, Captain Deter
RJ - Podghost Host, Driv "Hellsbane"

The Dark Downfall is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Nov 18, 2018

Back to the Burial Mound | The Return of Ornon, Episode 13

Nov 18, 2018

1hr 32 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan discovers a catchphrase. Seebo is knocked out a lot. Brunhilde studies a statue. Rhomash gains a new animal form. Míchael gives a thunderous final attack.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, O'Tooley, Direwolf Statue, Sheriff Jackson, La'az
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Dec 14, 2018

Over the River and Through the Pass | The Return of Ornon, Episode 14

Dec 14, 2018

1hr 15 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Burnhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan has a wild'n'wet ride. Seebo swindles an innkeeper. Brunhilde fails to break down a door. Rhomash gets reunited. Míchael gets a new pair of underwear.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Augg, Razark
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Dec 21, 2018

The Great Hearthfire Tree Mystery | Winter Holidays Special 2018

Dec 21, 2018

1hr 31 min

Happy holidays, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Holly Ivy, Richard Kringle, Ka'rak, Jacob Frost, and Kris Tinsel- as they solve the Great Hearthfire Tree Mystery!

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Holly hands out gifts. Richard gets a new friend. Ka'rak drinks once or twice... or more. Jacob keeps their spirits warm. Kris has a difficult time in combat.

Cast:
Ash - Richard Kringle
Bee - Ka'rak
Bronson - Chris Tinsel
Harrison - Jacob Frost
Ray - Dungeon Master, Mayor Corrin Brandon, Séamus O'Ryan, Darius, Mr. Sharon, Lilly Sharon, Kobold
RJ - Sir Nicholen, Holly Ivy

The Great Hearthfire Tree Mystery is an original story created by Ray Edwards
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jan 4, 2019

The Battle on Icy Pass | The Return of Ornon, Episode 15

Jan 4, 2019

1hr 30 min

Happy New Year, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan's fire backfires. Seebo explodes into battle. Brunhilde lops a leg off. Rhomash has family time. Míchael puts his archery skills to use.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Razark, Ogre Zombie
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jan 13, 2019

Friends in High Places | The Return of Ornon, Episode 16

Jan 13, 2019

1hr 49 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan has a high-larious time. Seebo gets down with some green. Brunhilde finds faith in a rocky place. Rhomash burns down the house. Míchael cooks some ram meat.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Moradin, Larsen, The Seer, Plains of Doom Entrance
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jan 25, 2019

Welcome to the Plains of Doom | The Return of Ornon, Episode 17

Jan 25, 2019

1hr 25 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan gets a lot of opportunity attacks. Seebo does some recon. Brunhilde makes too much noise. Rhomash bears down on some enemies. Míchael meets somebody new.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Half-Ogres, Oni, Sage, Sage's Follower, Michael (First Paladin of Bahamut)
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joan Redsun

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Mar 30, 2019

The Castle | The Return of Ornon, Episode 18

Mar 30, 2019

1hr 13 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan can't comprehend history. Seebo wants some new armor. Brunhilde blushes. Rhomash has a lesson. Míchael talks with Michael.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim, LaLillia
Bronson - Míchael, Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Sage, Michael, Castle Guards, Jarrus
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joan Redsun, Joshamee Rockhammer

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

May 19, 2019

One-Year Anniversary Special

May 19, 2019

1hr 18 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

On March 15, 2019, Realms & Nerds turned one year old! This is our episode celebrating our podcast's birthday!

Join our six podcasters- Harrison, RJ, Bee, Ray, Ash, and Bronson- as we discuss our experiences and ask fun questions about our first year of podcasting together!

Afterwards, listen to a segment of jokes, goofs, and flubs that didn't make it into our various episodes in a segment called "From the Cutting Room Floor"!

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Thank you so much to all you wonderful people for your listenership and continued support! We can't thank you enough!

Hosts:
Ash
Bee
Bronson
Harrison
Ray
RJ

Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli (check out his podcast, Lit Gaming Arena!)

Jun 29, 2019

Rockhammer Has a Secret | The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1 (Part 1 of 2)

Jun 29, 2019

51 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they find a way out of prison in The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1!

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Joshamee has a secret. LaLillia loses her magic. Dorrin has a blinding revelation. Dracarys does some pickpocketing.

Cast:
Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - LaLillia
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Billy, Fang Guard
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Sep 22, 2019

The Best-Laid Breakout Schemes... | The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1 (Part 2 of 2)

Sep 22, 2019

1hr 11 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they find a way out of prison in The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1!

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Joshamee jimmies himself out of trouble. LaLillia leads the way. Dorrin drags Dracarys around. Dracarys takes a nap.

Cast:
Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - LaLillia
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Fang Guard, Jimmy, Leroy, Tevon
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Oct 31, 2019

Terror from Elmwood Cemetery | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2019

Oct 31, 2019

1hr 21 min

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Sheriff Rita Blackwood, Deputy Bart Montez, Neil Gage, and Doctor Evelyn Jennings- as they investigate the trouble brewing in Little Whiskey!

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Joan is in disbelief. Rita lassos up trouble. Bart visits the church. Neil takes enemies out to pasture. Evelyn lends a healing hand.

Cast:
Ash - Neil Gage
Bee - Sheriff Rita Blackwood
Bronson - Doctor Evelyn Jennings
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Daisy Baker, Father Francis, Jeff Bridger, Farmhand Bill, Vince, Doctor Frank Enstein III
Ray - Deputy Bart Montez
RJ - Podghost Host, Joan Redsun

Terror From Elmwood Cemetery is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Nov 28, 2019

Dragon Assault on the Plains of Doom | The Return of Ornon, Episode 19

Nov 28, 2019

1hr 31 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan spends time in the armory. Seebo hides in a tree. Brunhilde gets and gives weapon upgrades. Rhomash drops a Moonbeam. Míchael faces his ultimate foe.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim, LaLillia
Bronson - Míchael, Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Joe
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joan Redsun, Joshamee Rockhammer

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Dec 19, 2019

A Short-Lived Celebration | The Return of Ornon, Episode 20

Dec 19, 2019

59 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joan has a surprise. Seebo swipes a family heirloom. Brunhilde doesn't look forward to dealing with Joshamee. Rhomash isn't too worried. Míchael is no doctor.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Dorrin Stormwind
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael, Castle Guards, Jarrus, Sage
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joan Redsun, Joshamee Rockhammer

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Feb 1, 2020

Welcome to West’s Port | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 1

Feb 1, 2020

1hr 32 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they begin their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben scouts ahead. Llew is sent on an errand. Krohl finds himself in another country.

Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, King Robert Westaryn, Bahamut, Swooning Girls, Jim, Winifred, Stumpy the Bugbear, Gold Earrings Bugbear Leader, Scarred Bugbear, Club-Wielding Bugbear
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
RJ - Sir Ben

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

Mar 12, 2020

St. Sana’s Day, Part 1 | The Vassanoka Adventures, St. Patrick's Day 2020 (Part 1 of 2)

Mar 12, 2020

52 min

Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Alivaster Talon, Thomas Watergill, Jeff Drunkle, and Leon McJenkins- as they celebrate St. Sana's Day!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Alivaster has a drink. Thomas begrudgingly joins. Jeff takes charge. Leon is ready for anything.

Cast:
Ash - Leon McJenkins
Bee - Dungeon Master, The Water, Sana, Bartender James, Officer Roger, Mayor Norm, Shopkeeper Tim, Sargey, Deep Gnomes
Bronson - Alivaster Talon
Harrison - Jeff Drunkle
RJ - Thomas Watergill

The St. Sana's Day Special is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Apr 24, 2020

Into the Dark | The Return of Ornon, Episode 21

Apr 24, 2020

1hr 28 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joshamee gets on the party's nerves. Seebo makes a chain gang. Brunhilde plays surgeon. Rhomash...? Míchael takes a dive.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

May 11, 2020

River Journey | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 2

May 11, 2020

1hr 19 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 3K listens!

Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben plays a billiards game. Llew catches some fish. Krohl charms and gets charmed.

Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Raj, Sana, Jasmine, Daisy, Yorrin the Dwarf, Morning Bartender, Rainley, Vampire
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
RJ - Sir Ben

May 15, 2020

Xarthemis Battle | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 2 (Part 2 of 2)

May 15, 2020

1hr 7 min

Quick note: This episode was recorded in 2018 as a filler episode one week when most of the regular group couldn't get together to record. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the Ornon campaign and Ben in the Vassanoka campaign) DMs an original story with Ash (Romash/Dorrin in the Ornon campaign and Krohl in the Vassanoka campaign), Ray (Brunhilde in the Ornon Campaign), and RJ's sister Mandi (in her first time ever playing D&D).

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Tyr Snowstrider, Harkana Chipoffin Smokelash, and Dave- as they take on the Darkness of Xarthemis!

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Tyr throws some Hail Marys. Harkana cheers her companions on. Dave has difficulties spellcasting.

Cast:
Ash - Dave
Mandi - Harkana Chipoffin Smokeflash
Ray - Tyr Snowstrider Jotünn, Valkyries
RJ - Dungeon Master, Xarthemis

The Darkness of Xarthemis is an original story created by RJ Moore
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jun 1, 2020

Creepy-Crawly, Slimy, and Dark | The Return of Ornon, Episode 22

Jun 1, 2020

1hr 39 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joshamee leads the way... kinda. Seebo keys in. Brunhilde reads ancient writing. Rhomash re-learns spells. Míchael gets burned and slimed.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Black Pudding, Michael (First Paladin)
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jun 22, 2020

Entering Murdog | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 3

Jun 22, 2020

1hr 25 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben does some research. Llew meets a family friend. Krohl gets a new weapon.

Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Border Guard, Quinton, The Tanner, Bayo the Smith, Obadiah, Stable Boy, Aryck, King Robert Westaryn
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
RJ - Sir Ben

Aug 23, 2020

Short Negotiations | The Return of Ornon, Episode 23

Aug 23, 2020

1hr 6 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 5K listens!

Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Joshamee sneaks off to join the sneaky bois. Seebo is a flurry of dagger blades. Brunhilde goes hammer time. Rhomash doesn't negotiate with enemies. Míchael uses the Odysseus.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael, Dyretta the Dragon
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael (First Paladin), Red Robe Drow
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Dyretta the Dragon

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

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Sep 15, 2020

Realms & Nerds Podcast Promo

Sep 15, 2020

40 sec

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! We're a Dungeons & Dragons 5E adventure-comedy podcast, crafting original stories from the world of Prydia! Disclaimer: this podcast contains language and humor not suitable for young listeners.

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Promo edited by RJ Moore
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(Podchaser) Want to Listen to the podcast in the order we recorded our sessions?

Thank you for over 5K listens!

Oct 22, 2020

Mystery in the Forest | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 4

Oct 22, 2020

1hr 23 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 5K listens!

Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Ben becomes Gwen. Llew plays diplomat. Krohl makes a discovery.

Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Ferdie the Firbolg, Duergar Dwarves, Duergar Elder, Tarney the Duergar
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
RJ - Sir Ben, Gwendolyn, Steeters

Oct 31, 2020

Can You Feel It in Your Bones? | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2020

Oct 31, 2020

1hr 28 min

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four wanderers- Im Tallen, One-Eyed Lurg, Butterfingers Bob, and Vertigo Montana- as they make their escape in the 2020 Halloween special, Can You Feel It in Your Bones?

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Im gets stuck in a tower. Lurg visits the carnival. Bob gets separated. Vertigo is partially-armed and ready.

Cast:
Ash - "Butterfingers" Bob
Bronson - Vertigo Montana
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mr. Rattles, Boney Bob, Stocky Skeleton Soldier, Minotaur, G-Reap
Ray - One-Eyed Lurg
RJ - Podghost Host, Im Tallen, Hellhounds (Growling)

Can You Feel It in Your Bones? is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
"G-Reap" lyrics and vocal performance by Harrison Owens

Dec 30, 2020

Infiltrating Blüdvaren | The Return of Ornon, Episode 24

Dec 30, 2020

1hr 5 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Blüdvaren Map

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Joshamee is on a secret mission. Seebo visits the temple. Brunhilde is invited to a meal. Rhomash leads a platoon. Míchael surrenders.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael, Dyretta the Dragon
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Blüdvaren Captain, Maleocholas, Michael (First Paladin), Sage, Rhomash's Lieutenant, Arlana's Guard, Queen Arlana
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Dyretta the Dragon

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Feb 17, 2021

Of Fowl and Family | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 5

Feb 17, 2021

1hr 22 min

Happy New Year, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben saves a chicken. Llew spends time with family. Krohl is out for blood.

Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Faerie Dragon, Gate Guard, Goliath Guard, Princess Raven, King Ajax, Sana, Queen Mia, Townsperson, Frankie
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
RJ - Sir Ben

Mar 31, 2021

A Party Divided | The Return of Ornon, Episode 25

Mar 31, 2021

1hr 31 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Blüdvaren Map

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Joshamee does some healing. Seebo continues exploring the temple. Brunhilde is unconscious. Rhomash has a tough time in battle. Míchael meets his foe.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim, Mouthy Soldier 2
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Sage, Queen Arlana, Maleocholas, Mouthy Soldier 1, Sage's Soldier, Drow Berserker, Rhomash's Lieutenant, Michael (First Paladin)
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome, Mouthy Soldier 3
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Hippie Soldier, Mouthy Soldier 4

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Jun 30, 2021

Chicken Hunt | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 6

Jun 30, 2021

1hr 23 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben helps his new friend. Llew pays for Krohl's mistakes. Krohl's bloodlust gets the better of him.

Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Wallace, King Ajax, Hound Handler, Lucky Chicken Owner, Sylpher, Sir Johnson, Little Girl, Lucky Chicken Bartender, Sal
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
RJ - Sir Ben, Bloodhound

Sep 1, 2021

Nobody Lives Forever! | The Return of Ornon, Episode 26

Sep 1, 2021

1hr 4 min

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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Blüdvaren Map

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Joshamee fights a squad of soldiers. Seebo tries to leave the temple. Brunhilde dodges a dragon. Rhomash needs medical attention. Míchael plans with Michael.

Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael (First Paladin), Blüdvaren Guard, Queen Arlana, Sage
Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome, Fred
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Dyretta the Dragon, Ted

The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore