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Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast
A Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast of original tales from the world of Prydia, including The Return of Ornon and The Vassanoka Adventures campaigns.
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Saturday Sep 21, 2024
Saturday Sep 21, 2024
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
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Bartholomew looks for valuables. Blood takes the night patrol. Tohatu converses more with Dredge. Ember gets a list from Littlebeard. Tevon learns of an item of interest.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Dredge, The Hunger, Captain Littlebeard, Cloaked Figure, Chronoracle
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org), Creative Commons 0.
"Underwater Ambience" by Kinoton
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"2021-08-30-rowing-boat-005" by ilmari_freesound
Monday Oct 28, 2024
Monday Oct 28, 2024
Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they solve a murder mystery!
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Joan does some detective work. Seebo makes several entrances. Ryder gets into a physical altercation. Dracarys dances.
Cast:
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mayor Dan, Sheriff Greg, Pete, Nettie, Ron, Mayor Dan's Butler, Autumn, Ash
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Podghost Host, Joan Redsun
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
"A Murder Mystery" is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme & closing theme melody by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/): "Trio for Piano, Violin, and Viola"
Kevin MacLeod license info: Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Additional music by Jason Shaw (https://audionautix.com): "Hoedown"
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effects used are courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"01015coffeehouse" by sagetyrtle
"cauldron" by billyzenn
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Episode title note: "Ankaa" is pronounced "on-key" ("awn-kee")
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Ben speaks plainly. Llew prepares for the meeting. Krohl details what he knows of the east. Raven informs the council of her clan's disappearance.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Sana, Tavern Patron, Rackle, City Guard Escort, King Ajax Highrock, King Robert Westaryn, Tilo, Durit Keet, Elyenza the White
Harrison: Tavern Patron, Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Tavern Patron, Sir Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
“01015coffeehouse” by sagetyrtle
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
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Bartholomew fulfills a wish. Blood shoots the cannons. Tohatu takes a swing with an anchor. Ember mocks some pirates. Tevon enters a duel.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Mercurious Pirate Crew, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Dragon Sea Turtle, Mercurious First Mate, Mercurious Captain, The Hunger
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
"Drunken Sailor" traditional tune, arranged by RJ Moore
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional music:
"Galway" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/)
"The Buccaneer's Haul" by Shane Ivers (https://shaneivers.com/)
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Underwater Ambience" by Kinoton
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"splash body dive into water pool" by kyles
"SLIDE WHISTLE - 2" by SamuelGremaud
"Record Scratch #1" by musicvision31
Saturday Mar 15, 2025
Saturday Mar 15, 2025
Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast, celebrating 7 years today!
Join our five special agents- Dragan Lasair, Keenbo Moren Nim, Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly, Curly-Toed McGuffin, and Patty Magnimus- as they begin their delivery route in The Return of Ornon St. Patrick's Day 2025 special!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
Map of the delivery route
Diagram of delivery wagon
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Lasair has trouble with his goods and services. Keenbo scouts ahead. Thomas deals and heals. Curly controls a cannon. Patty is continually outvoted.
Cast:
Ash - Curly-Toed McGuffin
Bee - Keenbo Moren Nim
Bronson - Patty Magnimus
Harrison - Dungeon Master, King Sitoh, Leprechaun
Ray - Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly
RJ - Dragan-Lasair
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
"Blackwater Adventuring Guild" is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional music:
"Irish Dance Music" and "Beltane - Celtic Firedance Music" by JuilusH (https://pixabay.com/users/juliush-3921568/)
"The Cold March of Morning" by TeknoAXE (https://www.teknoaxe.com)
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"trotting horse in rural road" by Osca de Ávila
"Magic - Chimes" by Vrymaa
Sunday Mar 16, 2025
Sunday Mar 16, 2025
[Originally released April 1, 2020. Was accidentally re-published on March 15, 2025 while doing some episode maintenance]
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Alivaster Talon, Thomas Watergill, Jeff Drunkle, and Leon McJenkins- as they celebrate St. Sana's Day!
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Alivaster is a fan of Eldrich Blast. Thomas is out for revenge. Jeff has everyone seeing double. Leon toughs it out.
Cast:
Ash - Leon McJenkins
Bee - Dungeon Master, Deep Gnomes, Sana, Red Shadow Dragon (Speaking)
Bronson - Alivaster Talon
Harrison - Jeff Drunkle
RJ - Thomas Watergill, Zorn, Red Shadow Dragon (Roaring)
The St. Sana's Day Special is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Promos:
FriGay the 13th Horror podcast
Nerds With Friends podcast
Saturday Mar 22, 2025
Saturday Mar 22, 2025
Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five special agents- Dragan Lasair, Keenbo Moren Nim, Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly, Curly-Toed McGuffin, and Patty Magnimus- as they complete their delivery route in The Return of Ornon St. Patrick's Day 2025 special!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
Map of the delivery route
Diagram of delivery wagon
Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com
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Lasair does some healing. Keenbo tells a story. Thomas prefers extra crispy. Curly gathers gold. Patty gets stepped on.
Cast:
Ash - Curly-Toed McGuffin
Bee - Keenbo Moren Nim
Bronson - Patty Magnimus
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Blackwater Wagon Driver, Leprechaun, Castle Guard
Ray - Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly
RJ - Dragan Lasair
Special guest cameo by Tabi
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
"Blackwater Adventuring Guild" is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
"Ave Maria" composed by Franz Schubert
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional music:
"The Cold March of Morning" and "Celtic Morning" by TeknoAXE (https://www.teknoaxe.com)
"Irish Dance Music" by JuilusH (https://pixabay.com/users/juliush-3921568/)
"Happy Times" by Ivan Duch (https://www.ivanduch.com)
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"trotting horse in rural road" by Osca de Ávila
"Sawing wood 04" by xkeril
"Electric Zap - Electricity 2" by Wakerone
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Apologies for the minor audio quality issues (static and pop sounds) in this episode
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com
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Watch RJ's Baldur's Gate 3 Chaos Quest streams here on Twitch, Wednesdays 7pm-9pm eastern!
Ben starts a bar fight. Llew is embarrassed. Krohl finishes a bar fight. Raven gets lost.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen, Card Game Crowd Member
Bee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Squirrel, Sylpher, Bartenders, Horse, Gatekeeper
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Card Game Crowd Members, Gobben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
“Through a street market in São Paulo - Brazil (Feira)” by amoyssiadis
“Walk down High St no cars” by catfish_pete
“Boo 2 disgusted” by jayfrosting
“wobbly sound” by nolhananas
“Portal_Active” by BaggoNotes
“bar chatter” by SoundsExciting
“Small_Town_Bar_007” by conleec
“Woman Screaming” by DataJuggler
“01015coffeehouse” by sagetyrtle
“Money Bag” by PhilSavlem
Sunday Apr 20, 2025
Sunday Apr 20, 2025
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!
Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com
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Support on Patreon!
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Watch RJ's Baldur's Gate III Chaos Quest live on Twitch (Wednesdays 7pm-9pm EST)
Bartholomew makes a drunken charge. Blood tiptoes over some fences. Tohatu speaks to the dragon turtle. Ember meets someone new. Tevon spikes a drink.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Dragon Sea Turtle, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Olidammara
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"Pool Dive Into Swimming Pool With Water Laps" by amsaenz03
"Amazon Jungle Birds" by trundlefly